Van Demotivational Poster
DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.
SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH - But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North
SEEMS LEGIT -
LIVING IN A VAN - Down by the River
BREAK DANCE FEVER - Sheldon may have seemed shy to most, but throw on some old school hip-hop and he'll come out of his shell!
NIRVANA - He's almost reached it.
FAP TURBO -
GENDO POSE - Attracts catgirl maids.
CIRCLE OF RESPECT -
PERCEPTION - If you traded your creepy windowless van for an ice cream truck or a zamboni, you could triple your child kidnappings.
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DRIVE, - your last car will always be a Van.
CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it
COSPLAY - It does have it's advantages.
GENDO POSE - British lords are into it.
THE AMERICAN WAY -
WHAT A SHAME -
AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!
MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -
NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell
ME AND LOUISE -
VANITY - Go ahead and see if 'DED-HNKY' is available too.
MY BEST FRIEND LESLIE SAID... - "She's just being Miley"
BOAT-VAN - Cause some noobs use that command in Counter-Strike when theyre all Owned
GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins
MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"
DON'T WORRY KIDS - It's just the FBI
VANESSA DEL RIO - you know you`d still tap it
BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES -
TELEVANGELISTS - The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!
GENDO IKARI - Keeping the pimp hand strong.
CHARLIES ANGELS - Girl I didn't know you could get fat like that Charlie, how your Angels get fat like that?
THE VAN -
CAMERA VAN - I guess they'll never miss a moment.
REDNECK OLYMPIC BIATHLON - To hell with winning a biathlon gold medal, I'm shooting dinner!
RUSSIAN... - ...into a staring contest while your BFF lay dying in your arms is not cool. Too soon, Rocky. Too soon.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE -
YOURE SO VAIN -
ALIEN FALLACY -
prime directive -
THE 3RD WHEEL -
OBAMA..."LIKE HITLER"? -
GENDO POSE - Attracts shinigami.
David Lee Roth -
here we are now -
PRE-OWNED VAN - Actually, it runs great...the inside has a strong smell of butt wang..I bought it from a guy wearing a clown outfit.
THIS IS -
SO THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE -
"YO MAMA IS SO FAT . . . - . . . her butt has its own czar."
GENDO POSE - Even cosplayers aren't safe from it.
GENDO POSE - British spies are into it.
LOOKS LIKE - Chompers has some new competition
LIFE SUCKS -
THE REAL PROBLEM - Is not how she looks. It is that she will not accept that someone thinks she is beautiful the way she is.
LAKOTA PROVERB -
WEEPING WILLOWS - .oO
IN PLAIN SIGHT -
HEAD GAMES -
HELLO - Yes, I'm Van Damme
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN - A Man Penguin Walk After An Intense Mating Season? Have You?
AVANT-GARDE - When you go beyond the status quo When others cannot grasp your work A term you personify, the vanguard of art.
OLD AGE -
GENDO IKARI - Just as planned
VANDALISM - We need more spray paint and rocks for your windows
DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS? -
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -
RARE SAVANNAH COUGAR -
C H O M P E R S - The NEW van is working out just fine. I told you it would.
BUNGEE CORDS -
VANILLA ICE - Ice Ice Baby. The picture version
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. - No. Really.
CHANGE - It can be hard at times, but it can keep you from being identified.
GOOD VIBRATIONS - The exictement of getting away with public fapping is a true means to achieve Nirvana.
PHIDEAUX, CHOMPERS 'LITTLE' HELPER -
CHOMPERS' VAN - He's been there on PEANUT BUTTER night!
SOMETIMES - It good to be Mommy's Boy !
ARIA GIOVANNI - You can have Jenna, I'll have a breath of fresh Aria.
VANNER - He's just picking up the entertainment for the party
MR. VANNER -
ANA IVANOVIC - Net! Double Net! Fap! DOuble Fap!
URANUS - Vanner's somewhere out there....
GENDO POSE - Alien invaders can't conquer Earth without doing it.
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